TIP YOUR WAITER!!

April 2001, sh*tty service at a restaurant before we went to ride the Lake Elsinore MX Track, left a penny for the waiter...3 hours later I ate sh*t goofing off doing no handers off a 100 foot tabletop. Compound distal radius fracture, 2 pins, a plate with 6 screws an a bone graft from my left hip to replace the missing bones in my right wrist. Maybe it was the fact that I was jumping a dinosaur XR 400 like an idiot but since then I've always tipped well !! Karma?